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❝ Dummheit ist auch eine natürliche Begabung. ❞

Stupidity is also a natural talent.

Wilhelm Busch

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Apr.-16
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jasta11:

German Ulhan, World War I.

Apr.-16
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( Bed bed bed )

Apr.-16
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wietkoning:

blauekornblume:

wietkoning:

How about both?

…can I have a taste now?

A taste of what?

[whispers] Of you, obviously. [just stands up and wraps her legs around his waist]

[sexy] Now how did I know you’d say that?

Apr.-16
3:02 50 VIA reblog

wietkoning:

How about both?

…can I have a taste now?

A taste of what?

Apr.-16
3:00 50 VIA reblog

wietkoning:

blauekornblume:

wietkoning:

[another drag is taken from his stick]

Such as?

I dunno like. What are you gonna get me for Easter?

I wasn’t aware I had to get you something. How about sex?

Sex works. Also chocolate.

How about both?

Apr.-16
2:58 50 VIA reblog

wietkoning:

[another drag is taken from his stick]

Such as?

I dunno like. What are you gonna get me for Easter?

I wasn’t aware I had to get you something. How about sex?

Apr.-16
2:53 50 VIA reblog

wietkoning:

blauekornblume:

wietkoning:

Same here. His boss is a creep too. I feel like he’s just waiting for a chance to pinch our asses without getting the blame

I remember when those Berliners flashed him and he was all ‘hey hey’. I laughed but then I realized that’s really creepy because he’s creepy.

Yeah. My poor kids, but I can’t say, “hey, don’t do that cause you’ll only get ogled”

I don’t understand Putin. But he’s Putin a damper on my mood so let’s drop him and think of happy thoughts.

[another drag is taken from his stick]

Such as?

Apr.-16
2:48 50 VIA reblog

wietkoning:

Same here. His boss is a creep too. I feel like he’s just waiting for a chance to pinch our asses without getting the blame

I remember when those Berliners flashed him and he was all ‘hey hey’. I laughed but then I realized that’s really creepy because he’s creepy.

Yeah. My poor kids, but I can’t say, “hey, don’t do that cause you’ll only get ogled”

Apr.-16
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wietkoning:

blauekornblume:

wietkoning:

I can come in that, so long as the party goers tip and aren’t countries.

Nah. Totally human. Unless Matthew comes. Or Ned, which I doubt. I can’t pay him enough to arrive for fan service, but that’s about it.

[she laughs] As fun as it would be to harass Russia while being half-naked, I don’t want to hear his shit

We aren’t on speaking terms. This last year has been hell for international relations with him. I don’t want him near my girls or my pot.

Same here. His boss is a creep too. I feel like he’s just waiting for a chance to pinch our asses without getting the blame

Apr.-16
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